Santa received my text (it's the modern mom's way to communicate with the old guy) and I'm happy to say he's responded! He's quite funny. Hopefully he brings me something super unusual yet practical this year.
I asked for the fountain of youth. Santa's response looks pretty appealing! It's a skin rejuvenating pillowcase of all things. The reviews are amaze and I hear it not only helps your skin out overnight, it helps you wake up with silky hair. Dying to try it.
Just because something sounds ridiculous, doesn't mean it is.